
This is the result of a fatal combination of
one 30 year old picture window,
one perfect spring weekend,
one little boy who was dying to play catch,
one Dad who would rather wash his car and
one Mom who was trying to edit her story.
What was he thinking, you ask? Well, this kid is the smallest of the Farm League Giants in our town’s Little League. He’s trying to pitch faster. He threw as fast as he could, aiming, he says, for the couch directly below the picture window, but .... he missed. Ooops! The rest is history.
Now, as the Mom, I have to make my excuses. I did spend the whole of the previous afternoon tossing a bucket of tennis balls for my son to hit AND playing catch, for all the good I did. Honestly, even this (small and skinny) 9 year old has a better arm than I do, but at least I try …
I also serve as judge and jury for this family, so here is my verdict.
The kid has been grounded for a good long time, and forbidden to touch a ball inside the house - EVER.
The Dad , who had it coming for washing his ’91 Lotus Esprit, instead of hanging with his kid, has been sentenced to spend lots of time playing ball with said kid. (His first little league game of the season is next Tuesday.)
I am going to go shopping for a new (energy efficient) picture window, and also spend time pondering if inserting a window breaking scene in my current WIP is too cliché.
My daughter, of course, gets to bug her brother by telling this story till they’re 80.








